With the Colors

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      THE COLORS [9]

      IT isn't just colors and bunting—
      The red and the blue and the white.
      It's something heaps better and finer,—
      It's the soul of my country in sight!

      There's a lot of ceremony 'bout the Flag,
      Though many half-baked patriots believe
      Salutin' it and hangin' it correct
      "Is only loyalty upon the sleeve."
      But we who work beneath the Flag to-day,
      Who'll honor it—and die for it, perhaps—
      Get a slightly different view of the old red,
      white and blue
      Than is visioned by th' criticisin' chaps.

      It isn't just for decoratin' things,
      It isn't just an emblem, clean and bright,
      No matter what its "hoist" or what its "fly,"
      To us it means our country—wrong or right!
      The sobby stuff that some good people spout
      Won't help a man to understand this view,
      But: Wherever that Flag goes, the man who
      follows, knows
      That a better, cleaner citizen goes too!

      It's not just a banner to look at,—
      For which we're expected to fight;
      It's something that represents freedom;
      It's the soul of my country—in sight!



      LOYALTY [10]

      THIS is no time to quibble or to fool;
      To argue over who was wrong, who right;
      To measure fealty with a worn foot-rule;
      To ask: "Shall we keep still or shall we
      fight?"
      The Clock of Fate has struck; the hour is here;
      War is upon us now—not far away;
      One question only rises, clarion clear:
      "How may I serve my country, day by day?"

      Not all of us may join the khakied throng
      Of those who answer and go forth to stem
      The tide of war. But we can all be strong
      And steady in our loyalty to them!
      Not with unfettered thought, or tongue let
      loose
      In bitterness and hate—a childish game!
      But with a faith, untroubled by abuse,
      That honors those who put the rest to shame!

      There is no middle ground on which to stand;
      We've done with useless pro-and-con debates;
      The one-time friend, so welcome in this land,
      Has turned upon us at our very gates.
      There is no way, with honor, to stand back—
      Real patriotism isn't cool—then hot;
      You cannot trim the flag to fit your lack;
      You are American—or else you're not!



      THE OLD NATIONAL GUARD [11]

      YOU pull a lot of funny stuff about us, when
      there's peace,
      The jokes you spring are sometimes rough,
      and make a guy see red;
      But when there's trouble in the air you "vaude-
      villians" cease,
      And them that laughed the loudest laugh,
      salute the flag instead!

      Oh, it's kid the boys along
      When there's nothing going wrong;
      But when your country's facin' war,
      You sing a different song!

      The khaki that they doll us in ain't seen war
      service—no!
      The most of it has been worn thin a-loafin'
      'round the mess;
      Folks think it's great to josh us when things
      are goin' slow,
      But when the country's all het up—we ain't
      so worse, I guess!

      Then it's, "Look! The Guard is here;
      Fine set of men, muh dear." . . .
      (We'd like it better if you spread
      Your jollies through th' year!)

      We're only folks—th' reg'lar kind—that an-
      swered to th' call;
      We may be dumb and also blind—but still
      we'll see it through!
      Just wearin' khaki doesn't change our insides—
      not a'tall!
      We're human (Does that seem so strange?)
      waitin' to fight—for you!

      We mayn't be worth a cuss
      In this ugly foreign muss,
      But when the nation needs some help,
      Why—pass the job to us!



      THE ALIEN [13]

      (Of course, this didn't happen,
      But if it had—
      Would you have been shocked?)

      SHE was a pretty little thing,
      Round-headed, bronze-haired and trim
      As a yacht.
      And when she married a handsome, polished
      Prussian
      (Before the war was ours)
      Her friends all said
      She'd made no mistake.
      He had much money, and he wasn't arrogant—
      To her.
      Their baby came—
      Big and blue-eyed,
      Solemn and serious,
      With his father's arrogance in the small.
      She knew how wonderful a child he was
      And said so.
      The husband knew it, too—
      Because the child looked like him,
      And they were happy
      Until the Nation roused itself,
      Stretched and yawned
      And got into the hellish game of kill.
      Then the man,
      Who had been almost human,
      Dropped his mask,
      And uncovered his ragged soul.
      Having no sense of right or wrong—
      No spiritual standards for measurements;
      Feeding upon that same egotism
      That swept his country
      Into the depths of hate—
      He sneered and laughed
      At her pale patriotism
      And the country that inspired it.
      There was no open break between them,
      For a child's small hands
      Clung to both and kept them close.
      Shutting her eyes to all else
      Save that she was his wife,
      She played her part well.
      His work—his bluff at work, instead—
      Was something big and important
      (Always he looked the importance)
      That had to do with ships—
      Ships that idled at their docks to-day
      Because they were interned.
      And there was always money—
      More money than she had ever known,—
      Which he lavished—on himself
      And his desires.

      Not that he gave her nothing,
      For he did. . . .
      They lived in a big hotel,
      And the child had everything it should have
      And much it should not.
      She, too, was cared for well,
      After his wants were satisfied.
      Then—
      The silent blow fell.
      Secret service men called upon him,
      And next day he was taken away
      To a detention camp
      For alien enemies.
      Interned like the anchor-chafing ships
      That once had flown his flag!
      The woman, up in arms, dinned at officials
      Until (so easy-going and so slow to learn)
      They told her what he had done.
      That night she stared long at their child, asleep,
      And at its father's picture,
      On her dresser. . . .
      Did the wife-courage that transcends
      All other kinds of bravery
      Keep her awake for hours,
      Planning, scheming, thinking?
      . . . . . . .
      A week later she and the child—
      A blue-eyed, self-assertive mite—
      Were at the camp,
      She carrying it (the nurse was left behind)
      And the passports that allowed her to see him
      One hour, with a guard five yards away.
      Some of his polite impudence was gone,
      Yet he threw back his head and shoulders
      And shrugged as his wife and boy came in.
      "Always late," said he, after a perfunctory kiss,
      "You—and your country!"
      She stared long at him, holding the child close,
      Her own round, bronze head bowed.
      Then, with a swift glance at the guard
      Thoughtfully chewing a straw and looking
      At the city of shacks,
      She spoke.
      "Did you know, Karl," she whispered,
      "That my brother was on that transport—
      My only brother—a soldier—my only blood?
      If it had gone down—that transport—been
      sunk—"
      "Well ?" said he. That was all.
      "My brother—my only—Karl!"
      "Well?" said he again. "What of it?"
      Then—her little head lifted, her eyes gone
      mad—
      "This!" she said. "Rather than give
      Life to another human scorpion like you—
      Man in form only!—Lower than the floor of
      hell itself;
      Rather than have my blood mingle with
      The foul poison that is yours,
      To make a child of ours—
      This: I give him back to you—
      And recall my love—all of my love!"
      Again he shrugged his shoulders,
      Yawned—and saw, too late.

      Swift as the eagle that drives a lamb to death
      She whipped a hat-pin from her dainty hat,
      Drove it with steady aim
      Into the baby's heart
      And handed back to the gulping man
      All that was left of what had once meant joy—
      A dead baby with red bubbles on its lips!



      THE 'SKEETER FLEET [17]

      MIGHTY little doin'—yet a lot to do—
      While the navy's standin' guard, we are
      lookin' out;
      Patrol boats in shoals, good old craft and new
      Hustle here and skitter there—what's it all
      about?

      Speed boats and slow boats
      Loaf around or run,
      But ev'ry unit of this fleet
      Mounts a wicked gun!

      Pleasure craft a-plenty, all dolled up in gray
      Grim and ugly war-paint dress, we're a
      gloomy lot,
      Slidin' in and out, never in the way.
      Gosh! It's wearin' on the nerves, waitin'
      round—for what?

      Some boats are bum boats,
      Layin' for the Hun—
      But ev'ry boat that flies our Flag
      Mounts a wicked gun!

      Stickin' for the Big Show! Will it ever start?
      When it does, Good night, Irene! We won't
      make a squeak.
      "Boy Scouts of the Sea," watch us do our part
      If a raider or a sub. gives us just a peek!

      Tin boats and wood boats—
      Ev'ry single one
      Longs to get in action with
      Its wicked little gun!



      LITTLE MOTHER [18]

      LITTLE mother, little mother, with the
      shadows in your eyes
      And the icy hand of Fear about your heart,
      You cannot help your boy prepare to make his
      sacrifice
      Unless you make yours bravely, at the start!

      He is training, as a million others train;
      He is giving what the others give—their
      best;
      Make him feel your faith in him, though your
      troubled eyes grow dim;
      Let him know that you can stand the acid
      test!

      Because he's joined the colors—he's not dead!
      Because he's found his duty—he's not lost!
      Through your mother-love, my dear, keep him
      steady, keep him near
      To the soul he loves—your soul—whate'er
      the cost!

      You're not alone in heartaches or in doubts;
      All mothers feel this burden newly coined;
      Then call your trembling pride to your colors—
      to your side—
      "Be a sport!" and make him glad that he
      has joined!

      Little mother, little mother, with the shadows
      in your eyes
      And the icy hand of Fear about your heart,
      There is this that you can do: "Play the game";
      there honor lies.
      Now your boy and country need you—do
      your part!



      SOLDIERS OF THE SOIL [20]

      IT'S a high-falutin' title they have handed us;
      It's very complimentary an' grand;
      But a year or so ago they called us "hicks," you
      know—
      An' joshed the farmer and his hired hand!

      Now it's, "Save the country, Farmer!
      Be a soldier of the soil!
      Show your patriotism, pardner,
      By your never-ending toil."
      So we're croppin' more than ever,
      An' we're speedin' up the farm;
      Oh, it's great to be a soldier—
      A sweatin', sun-burnt soldier,—
      A soldier in the furrows—
      Away from "war's alarm!"

      While fightin' blight and blister,
      We hardly get a chance
      To read about our "comrades"
      A-doin' things in France.
      To raise the grub to feed 'em
      Is some job, believe me—plus!
      And I ain't so sure a soldier—
      A shootin', scrappin' soldier,
      That's livin' close to dyin'—
      Ain't got the best of us!

      But we'll harrer and we'll harvest,
      An' we'll meet this new demand
      Like the farmers always meet it—
      The farmers—and the land.
      An' we hope, when it is over
      An' this war has gone to seed,
      You will know us soldiers better—
      Th' sweatin', reapin' soldiers,
      Th' soldiers that have hustled
      To raise th' grub you need!

      It's a mighty fancy title you have given us,
      A name that sounds too fine to really stick;
      But maybe you'll forget (when you figure out
      your debt)
      To call th' man who works a farm a "hick."



      THE LADIES' MAN [22]

      BILLY is a ladies' man; Billy dances fine
      (Always was a bear-cat at the game) ;
      Billy pulls the social stuff all along the line—
      But he knows this business, just the same.

      He can march; he can drill
      As hard as any rook;
      And he knows his manual
      Without his little book.

      Maybe he was soft at first—ev'rybody's that;
      Golfing was his hardest labor then;
      Now he's in the Service (where you don't grow
      fat),
      Digging, drilling, like us other men.

      He can eat, he can sleep
      Like any healthy brute—
      And the Captain says that Billy-boy
      Is learning how to shoot!

      When he joined the Training Camp, Billy says,
      "No doubt,
      I will draw some clerical position;"
      But he's shown he can command; so—the news
      is out—
      He will get a regular commission!

      He can talk; he can dance
      (He is still the ladies' pet);
      But the way he barks his orders out
      Gets action, you c'n bet!



      COOKIE JIM [23]

      THE capting says, says he to us:
      "Your duty is to do your best;
      We can't ALL lead in this here muss,
      So mind your job! That is the test
      O' soldierin',
      O' soldierin'—
      To mind your job, while soldierin'!"

      When Jimmy joined the colors first, he knowed
      that soon he'd be
      A non-com. officer,—oh, sure, he had that
      idee firm;
      But Jimmy got another think, fer quite even—
      tually
      They had him workin' like a Turk, th' pore,
      astonished worm.

      The rest of us, we gotta eat, and Jimmy—he
      can cook!
      (He makes a stew that tastes as good as
      mother used to make.)
      An' when he starts to flappin' cakes, why, every
      hungry rook
      Is droolin' at the mouth for them, a-waitin'
      fer his take.

      He's ranked a sergeant, but he don't mix up
      with no recruits;
      He rides a horse when we parade (which
      ain't so often now);
      But where he shines is when we eat; the grub
      that Jimmy shoots
      At hungry troopers every day is certainly
      "some chow."

      He's jest a "dough-boy," of a sort; it's Jimmy's
      job to cook;
      Don't hafter drill, don't hafter tote a lot
      of arms with him;
      Jest messes up th' stuff we eat, and we don't
      hafter look—
      It's always clean! So here's a good luck
      and health to Cookie Jim!

      The capting says, says he: "You rooks
      Have gotta lot to learn, I'll say,
      'Cept Jimmy; he's the best o' cooks
      Troop Z has had fer many a day
      While soldierin',
      While soldierin'—
      He does his work, while soldierin'!"



      THE SANDWICH GIRL [25]

      THIS is the story as told to me;
      It may be a fairy-tale new,
      But I know the man, and I know that he lies
      Very infrequently, too!

      When the boys in khaki first were called to
      serve,
      Guarding railroad bridges and the like,
      Bob was just a private in the old N. G.,
      Fond of all the work—except the hike.
      When they sent his comp'ny down the road a bit,
      "Gee!" he said, "I'd like to commandeer
      Some one's car and drive it—marching gets
      my goat!"
      (Bob was quite a gas—car engineer.)

      Lonesome work, this pacing up and down a
      bridge.
      Now and then a loaded train goes by;
      But at night—just nothing; everything was
      dead;
      Empty world beneath an empty sky.
      Then the chauffeur lady got into the game,
      Drove her car each midnight to our tents,
      Bringing us hot coffee, sandwiches, and pie;
      All the others thought that was immense.

      But Bob, ungrateful cuss, he would never say,
      Like the rest, that she had saved their lives;
      He was too blamed busy, like the one-armed
      man
      Papering—the one that had the hives!
      Bob would eat the lunches—eat and come again,
      Silent, but as hungry as a pup;
      Finish with a piece o' pie, swallow it—and go;
      Never had to make him hurry up!

      Then one night we heard him talking to the girl,
      Like he was complaining to her: "Say!
      Can't you change the stuffing? I am sick of
      ham!
      Have a heart! I'd just as lief eat hay!"
      Did we all jump on him? You can bet we did:
      "Who gave you the right to kick, you steer,
      Over what she brings us? She's a first-rate pal;
      Talk some more and get her on her ear!"

      Bob was somewhat flustered; thought we hadn't
      heard.
      Then he said, "Well, ain't you tired o' ham ?"
      "What of that?" says Wilcox. "Think of how
      she works!
      Spends her cash. . . !" (All Bob said then
      was, "Damn!")
      Grabbing up his Springfield, "Listen, you!" he
      snaps.
      "That's my motor and my gasoline.
      Sure she's spending money—but it comes from
      me;
      She's my sister, and her name's Irene!"

      Then, as he marched himself into the night,
      We looked at each other a spell.
      "We've ditched our good luck—he won't let
      her come back,"
      Says Wilcox. "Now isn't that hell!"



      BUGLER BILL [28]

      BUGLER BILL—mild-mannered, shy—
      Is straight. . . . But I wonder if Bill
      would lie?

      Bugler Bill is a pensive lad,
      Whether he's workin' or not;
      Serious-faced an' pitiful sad—
      (Think he was goin' t' be shot!)
      Whenever he bugles, some of us cry—
      Reveille, taps, or mess—
      With musical sob-stuff Bill gets by,
      Plaintive and full of distress!

      Bugler Bill is never real gay,
      But built on a sour-face plan;
      Bill wouldn't laugh, whatever you'd say;
      Looks like a love-poisoned man.
      "Grin, ye hyenas," he'll say as he smokes;
      I ain't a frivolous guy—"
      "Thinkin' of all of the pain you caused folks
      While learnin' to play?" asks I.

      Bugler Bill, he sighs as he turns,
      Shakin' his head at me.
      "A long while ago th' bugle I learns—
      So don't you git funny," says he.
      "My audience laughed till it cried salty tears,
      An' everyone called me a joy.
      I was a clown in a circus for years—
      That's why I'm solemn, my boy!"

      Bugler Bill come "out of the Draft"—
      D'you s'pose at that joke he actually laughed?



      HEINIE THE HOSTLER [29]

      HE'S not very handsome or clever,
      He's slow in his wits—and he's fat,
      And yet he's a soldier of Uncle Sam's—
      Now, whaddy you know about that?

      We always called him Dummy,
      And thought he wouldn't fight;
      We sneered at him and jeered at him—
      He was—and is—a sight!
      His feet are big, his head is small,
      His German blood is slow,
      But at the call for volunteers,
      Why, didn't Heinie go?

      He's workin' as a hostler
      (He used to be a clerk);
      He don't enjoy his job, that boy,
      But Heinie is no shirk.
      "This is my country just as much
      As it is yours," says he;
      "I'm gonna do what I can do
      To keep it mine! . . . You'll see!

      "My father, he come over here
      To get away from things;
      He couldn't abide on th' other side—
      Aristocrats and kings.
      The Stars and Stripes mean liberty,
      I've always understood;
      So gimme the right to work—or fight—
      I betcha I'll make good.

      "As a chambermaid to horses
      In a battery that's new,
      The work is rough and mean enough
      And wouldn't appeal to you;
      But I've got my place and I'll stick to it—
      Can any man do more?
      I've never had a chance, like dad,
      To prove myself before."

      Perhaps he won't get a commission;
      Perhaps he IS dull, and all that,.
      But somehow I feel that he' s better than me—
      Now whaddy you know about that?



      OUR JOB [31]

      YOU mustn't hate the enemy—that wastes a
      lot of "pep"—
      The Colonel passed the word around the
      training camp to-day.
      The Captain says with modern war we gotta all
      catch step;
      "Cut out the rough-necked rage and talk,
      and don't you think or say:

      "'Pirates, rapists, murderers; poisoners and
      lying thieves;
      Super-vandals, run amuck—black devils quot-
      ing sermons;
      This world was mostly Heaven-made, our
      Chaplain, he believes;
      But Hell itself conceived and spawned the
      Military Germans!

      "The enemy is good at killing kids, and old
      folks, too;
      Torpedoing hospital ships and blowin' up
      our plants;
      But cogitatin' on their line of wicked things
      won't do;
      We'll never hate 'em off the map—just give
      the guns a chance!"

      So we don't go in for loathin', and with anger
      we don't burn;
      We're drillin', and we're diggin', and we're
      workin' all the while;
      To put 'er in the target is the trick we hafter
      learn—
      And ev'ry man's a better shot when he can
      shoot—and smile!

      The folks at home will spend their time
      a-broodin' over all
      The nasty devils do and on the details they
      can dwell;
      It's up to us to learn this game, and then—
      when comes the call—
      Pump lead into the enemy—and send him
      back to hell.



      HER JOHNNY [33]

      SINCE Johnny has joined the Marine corps,
      Of course he will do what he's told,
      And Johnny will be at home on the sea
      The day he is eighteen years old.
      Just what they expect of my baby
      Ain't clear to his maw; my, oh, my!
      But Johnny's a-wearin' the blue—and ain't
      carin'—
      He's gone! Is it wrong if I cry?

      It ain't been so long, I remember,
      That Johnny, my baby, was sick
      Whenever he'd get on a boat, and he'd fret
      Till we'd land—which was usually quick.
      But now, with his gun and his kit-bag,
      He's answered the call, bless his heart!
      And he'll square out his jaw and think of his
      maw
      And go in to win from the start!

      My Johnny's not fightin' for pleasure
      (I know he'll be sea-sick, pore kid!) ;
      But he said, "If I stayed, they'd call me afraid;
      I gotta sign up"—and he did.
      So now I sit here, sorter dreamin'
      Of the days he was mine. They are done—
      I'm proud; but I wish—I could fix up a dish
      Of doughnuts for Johnny, my son!



      THE FIRST FLEET [34]

      WE slid into the harbor here,
      A line of battle-cruisers gray,
      With hungry guns as silent as
      The bands aboard that did not play.
      The fog was soft, the fog was damp,
      The hush was thick and wide as space,
      But ev'ry man was standing at
      Attention in his given place.

      We'd made the port, with time to spare—
      And Uncle Sam's first Fleet was there!

      Then came those other navy men—
      Our allies in this troubled cause—
      Weary of holding back the Hun,
      Clipping, too slow, his cruel claws.
      Our Admiral, a few-words man,
      Greeted the visitors. . . . "We're here,"
      He said, and that was all. They smiled—
      And said they hoped the weather'd clear.

      But still those men with tired eyes
      Felt mighty grateful, I surmise!

      Around our Fleet—not very large—
      We took them, thoughtful faces set;
      And then back to the fog-soaked town
      They went—uncomfortably wet;
      But in those eyes a happier light,
      That told him what they'd like to say—
      That they were glad he had come back,
      As he had hoped to do some day.

      Another fleet, with fresher men,
      Gave them a chance to breathe again!

      Before they left to go ashore
      (A crowd had gathered on the quay),
      "When can you start to work ?" they asked.
      "How many hours will it be
      Before you're ready?" With a smile
      Our fighting Admiral replied
      (And there was joy in what he said,
      Mingled with pardonable pride):

      "Soon as the enemy we meet! . . .
      We're ready NOW—men, guns, and Fleet."

      So that is how we started in
      To do our share—the Navy's "bit";
      They were surprised, but Admiral Sims
      Had surely made a three-base hit
      With what he said. . . . And now it's up
      To us to do our hearty best
      To make the seas the old-time seas;
      Till that is done there'll be no rest.

      It is a job to stop the Hun,
      But—it's a job that must be done!



      BRIGGS OF BASE No.8 [36]

      IT may be that you know him. A slim and
      likely kid;
      Red-headed, tall, and soft of speech and
      glance.
      He never took a prize at school (his talents
      always hid),
      And yet he's got a medal from the Govern-
      ment of France!

      He didn't kill a lot of men;
      He never injured one;
      He didn't hold a trench alone;
      He never manned a gun;
      He drove an ambulance—that's all;
      But those above him knew
      He'd take it into hell and back
      If he was ordered to!

      That night (he'd been right on the job
      For twenty hours or more)
      They telephoned again for him—
      And as he cranked—he swore.
      Half dead for sleep, he drove too far,
      Straight into No Man's Land,
      And there he gathered up four men
      Who didn't understand
      Or care what happened. . . . Then a chap
      Sagging with gobs of mud
      He shoved into his throbbing car
      That smelled of drugs and blood.
      The other roared, but Briggs, sleep-deaf,
      Stared at the moon on high—
      'Twas like some spent star-shell glued on
      A blue-black, tired sky—
      And didn't try to hear or think;
      He only tried to keep
      His car from sliding off the road—
      And not to fall asleep.
      The ambulance went skidding back
      (His chains had lost themselves),
      While now and then a growl came from
      Its stretcher-ladened shelves.
      Briggs never stopped, but when the groans
      Were punctured with a curse
      He told the weary moon, "At least
      This flivver is no hearse!"
      And slowly yawned again. . . . At last
      'They rounded Trouble Bend,
      Base Eight before them—and that ride
      Was at a welcome end. . . .
      The blood-stained orderlies came out
      To take the wounded in,
      Opened the doors to lift the wrecks. . .
      Before they could begin
      There tumbled out the mud-caked man,
      Whose mouth was shot away;
      A man who stared like some wild beast
      Finally brought to bay;
      For Briggs, Base Eight, American,
      Had brought (beside his four)
      A German officer, half drunk
      For need of rest! who swore
      And cried, and then sank back again
      And fell asleep. . . . That's why
      They've decorated little Briggs—
      Red-headed, tall, and shy!

      "I didn't do a thing," he growls;
      "'Twas just a fool mistake,
      And he'd have captured me, of course,
      If he had been awake.
      He tried to talk (his battered mouth
      Was just a shredded scar) ;
      But we were wasting time, and so
      I pushed him in the car
      And came on back. . . . Now, what is there
      About that sort of stuff
      To make a fuss for? I am not
      A hero. . . . I'm a bluff!"
      The surgeon smiles. . . . "If he can make
      A capture in the night
      When doing Red Cross work, what would
      He do if he should fight?"
      He asks, and looks a long way off
      To where the pounding guns
      Are making other harmless wrecks
      Of one-time hellish Huns.

      I wonder if you know him? A slim and quiet kid,
      Red-headed, tall, and soft of speech and
      glance;
      He doesn't like to have you talk about the thing
      he did—
      And yet he's got a medal from the Govern-
      ment of France.



      THE PENGUIN DRIVER [39]

      AT home, he drove a taxi,
      A job he'd now disdain;
      He's learning (on a queer machine)
      To drive an aeroplane.
      It doesn't fly—it glumps along
      And bumps him, ev'ry chance;
      His tumbling, rumbling "Penguin"
      Out there—Somewhere in France.

      It isn't fun to drive it,
      But he's not out for fun;
      He's going to learn to drop good bombs
      Upon the no-good Hun!
      And so, until he graduates,
      He makes his Penguin prance—
      His bumping, jumping Penguin
      Out there—Somewhere in France.

      As soon as he's a pilot,
      (And earned his Golden Wings)
      He'll take the air on high, you bet
      And do some bully things!
      The Prussians will be sorry
      He ever learned to dance
      With a rearing, tearing Penguin
      Out there—Somewhere in France.



      WAITIN' [40]

      BACK of the Front in this durn trainin' camp,
      Day after day we are stuck, an' we swear
      Whenever we hear th' regular tramp
      Of th' men who are through and are goin'
      somewhere.
      We're all of us willin', but why keep us
      drillin'
      Forever? . . . Just waitin' for somethin'
      to do!

      At home they are readin' th' outlandish name
      Of a battle that's won or a hero that's dead
      Of a stunt that had won him a place in this
      Game—
      But all that I've won is a cold in my head!
      While others are fightin' we're readin' or
      writin'—
      An' the censors will see that it don't get to
      you!

      We long for a scrap that will sizzle the blood;
      We hone for a chance to bust in a head;
      This marchin' an' diggin' in acres of mud
      Ain't as excitin' as bein' plain dead.
      War may be a curse, but this here is worse—
      This dreamin' th' dreams that never come
      true.

      All set for a mix-up that we can't begin;
      Ready and anxious for whatever comes,
      We're linked to the side-lines. . . . Ain't it a
      sin,
      Spendin' good hours a-twiddlin' thumbs?
      Seems like a crime to waste so much time
      A-waitin'—an' waitin'! You'd find it so,
      too.

      My bunkie is peevish, and I'm out of tune;
      The Capting's a grouch whenever we hike;
      If we don't get into this muss pretty soon,
      We fellers are likely to go on a strike!
      We signed for a scrap, not a tea or a nap,
      Or to wait,
      And to wait,
      And to wait—
      Till it's through!



      WE'RE ALL RIGHT HERE! [42]

      WHAT'S th' meanin' of the look you see
      in soldiers' eyes?
      Some of them you thought would kick an'
      stall around an' howl;
      But just listen (if they'll talk) an' hear, to your
      surprise,
      A lot of laughs, a lot o' tales—but never once
      a growl!

      Business man and bell hop,
      Farmer boy and clerk;
      Easy-going spendthrifts,
      Men that have to work;
      Firemen and brokers,
      Chauffeurs still "in gear";
      The army is the melting pot—
      We're all right here!

      Desk men and road men,
      Men who sweep the street;
      Coal men and plumbers
      (If they have good feet);
      Showmen and film stars,
      All have mislaid fear.
      Funny crowd; but we should fret—
      We're all right here!

      Keen men and dull men,
      Razor-edged or dumb,
      High-grade and low-grade,
      Some, plain medium;
      Feet upon the drill-ground,
      Hearts all beating high;
      You are glad that you are here,
      And so, old top, am I!

      That's the meaning of the call; ev'ry man is
      proud
      He is in the common cause, with a bunch of
      men
      Fighting for democracy, lined up with this
      crowd—
      God! It's pretty nifty just to be a man again!



      REPRISAL [44]

      SISTER Susie's sittin' knittin'
      Sweaters, wristlets, scarfs, an' socks;
      She ain't "sewin' shirts for soldiers"
      'Cause she got so many knocks
      From th' papers 'bout her sewin'—
      Now she's knittin' pounds of yarn
      Into things to send away. . . . Well,
      I don't care,
      Don't care a darn!

      Hasn't knit no scarf or sweater,
      Hasn't made no socks for me;
      Little brother, he can rustle
      For himself alone, you see!
      Maw is on the Help Committee,
      Paw is drillin' with th' Guard;
      Brother's soldierin'—and sister's
      Knittin' fast
      An' awful hard!

      No, they won't pay me no 'tention,
      So I'm goin' to run away,
      Join th' army as a—as a
      Bellboy, may be, without pay.
      Then I'll get a scarf an' sweater
      And some socks, soon as I go,
      From some other feller's sister
      That I do not
      Even know.



      THE SOUL OF SERGEANT TODD [45]

      "I wasn't so much of a soldier," said the soul
      of Sergeant Todd,
      (Fumbling at his medal, that statement sounded
      odd.)
      "I wasn't so much of a fighter, but when they
      came, and came,
      Yelling and shooting, I just got mad, and I
      reckon I did the same.
      Into my trench they piled—just boys—
      Making a most outlandish noise."

      A Corporal's soul beside him nodded and mus-
      tered a smile:
      "You handled a dozen at once," he said; "they
      didn't come single file.
      If you wasn't 'much of a soldier,' or shirked
      in your duty—well, say,
      What sort of a chance have other men got
      when tested on Judgment Day?
      You fought them all, you did; and when
      They quit, you started in again!"

      "Shut up!" said the soul of Sergeant Todd;
      "you're still in my squad, McQuade,
      I say that I lacked what you did not lack—
      courage to die, unafraid.
      I was a coward, a trembling coward, deep in
      my craven heart;
      I fought with the fear of that fear at my soul,
      playing no hero's part!
      You can't understand it—but I
      Had none of the courage—to die!

      "And now that I'm dead," said the troubled
      soul of the one-time Sergeant Todd,
      "It didn't seem right that those who live should
      think I have met our God
      As a brave man does: his honor clear, with his
      courage unscathed and whole.
      On this high plane there is no room for a fear—
      troubled human soul;
      "So Sergeant Todd" (he bowed his head)
      "Fears no more—for his body's dead!"



      THE BUSY LADY [47]

      WE meet ev'ry week to make surgical dress—
      ings—
      And one woman does it dead wrong;
      I watched her a day—then I just had to say,
      "My dear! If I may—that's too long!"
      While I was explaining the teacher came by—
      She's so cross that her mouth's just a line—
      And found fault with me and my work. . . .
      After that
      I'll mind no one's business but mine!

      To-day I was filling my neighbor's slow mind
      With War-Garden ideas and lore,
      When a dog I don't know just ruined mine—so
      I'll not advise her any more!
      Then a talk that I gave to the Home Service
      Group
      On "Waste" was quite spoiled—though
      'twas fine—
      By my bread burning up while I talked. . . .
      After this
      I'll mind no one's business but mine!

      At a lecture on "Hospital Units at Work"
      A woman (who looked fifty-three)
      Ere the talk had begun started crying.. . . 
      Her son
      Has gone, she confided to me.
      "But you should be brave and 'buck up'," I re-
      marked.
      "And yours?" she asked. . . . How did she
      divine
      That I am not married? . . . Oh, well, after
      this
      I'll mind no one's business—b-but mine!



      OVERDOING IT [49]

      THIS horrid old war is right in our house
      Making itself at home, goodness sakes!
      The scraps from our table won't feed a mouse
      We've cut out desserts, salads, and cakes.
      Monday is meatless and Tuesday is dry,
      Wednesday is sugarless, too, gee whiz!
      Our plates must be cleaned, they tell us. That's
      why
      We eat the garbage before it is!

      So I bought a melon the other day
      When ma was 'tending a Red Cross tea.
      I wanted it awful bad. . . . Anyway
      It wasn't so big—just right for me—
      And then, just to keep from wasting a drop,
      I ate it all up! . . . Our colored Liz
      Says Pa told the doctor, "My fault, old top—
      "'We eat the garbage before it is.'"

      The doctor was writing a 'scription note
      When I come to, turned over and grinned,
      And he frowned at Pa, as he wrote and wrote,
      Till Pa grew red like his cheeks was skinned.
      "Eating the garbage? Now, listen, man,
      If that's your game it's good for my biz.
      But if I was you, I surely would 'can'
      "'We eat the garbage before it is!'"



      THE GIVERS [50]

      "I'VE given a lot of my time and work
      To helping my country," says he;
      "No one can tell you that I am a shirk
      In the great cause of Liberty!"
      (Perhaps you have met him?
      Well, then, forget him!)

      John Lampas was a Greek,
      John Lampas isn't now;
      He's just a plain American
      And eating soldier chow.
      He joined the army recently,
      But first—he gave away
      His touring car, his watch, his cash
      To the Red Cross one day,
      And then enlisted. "That's all I can do,"
      He said; "and I'm glad to give it, for true!"

      He doesn't ask for praise,
      For jollies, or for guff;
      He gave because this land gave him
      A chance—which was enough!
      He hasn't got a dollar;
      He's just a khakied man,
      But, somehow, he seems mighty like
      A true American!
      His cash and his watch and his auto he gave,
      And then himself. Was that foolish, or brave?

      So when I hear that other chap
      Congratulate himself because
      He gave "some time"—I'd like to rap
      Him once across his selfish paws!
      (Because I have met him—
      I want to forget him!)



      HULLO, SOLDIER! HOW'S THE BOY? [52]

      WE'RE not a bit deluded by the notion
      That this is just a picnic, or that we
      Enlisted for a trip across the ocean—
      There's work ahead, not just a joyous spree.
      Of course we sing and talk and sometimes
      dance;
      But get this in your mind—that when we hear
      "Hullo, Soldier! How's the boy?" as we dis—
      embark in France,
      They will hear us answer, "Ready!"
      Loud and clear;
      They will see that we are ready,
      Never fear.

      Don't you think that we are just a bunch of
      flivvers;
      We've measured up the job that must be done
      And we know what we are facing, though the
      shivers
      Don't turn our spines to rubber—not a one!
      The Prussian scorned the world. Well, let him
      scorn it
      (The world exchanges loathing for that
      scorn);
      We haven't put on khaki to adorn it,
      But to make the Prussian sorry
      He was born;
      And to send him back, his "Kultur"
      Banner torn!

      So it doesn't matter that some foolish people
      Bemoan the fact this Army's on the go;
      Unless it is, the harvest they will reap'll
      Be slavery or death, they ought to know.
      It isn't what they want or what we'd like—
      It's what we've got to do. . . . When others
      say,
      "Hullo, Soldier! How's the boy?" as we drill
      and shoot and hike,
      They must hear us answer, "Ready!"
      Ev'ry day,
      It's this nation's debt to France we've
      Come to pay!



      BEANS [54]

      A SIMPLE ditty Private Smithy sang for me,
      Entitled "Beans.". . . The tune was
      not a joy;
      The words were commonplace as they could be,
      But just to hear his earnest voice—"Oh,
      Boy!"

      When first I went a-sojerin'
      I couldn't eat the stuff
      The cookies gave the bunch of us,
      For it was rough and tough.
      But since I've been a-sojerin'
      And learned what livin' means
      The grub we get tastes mighty good,
      E-special-lee th' beans,
      Especially th' beans!

      We all were soft and flabby—
      Our hands and muscles, too—
      We had been used to easy things
      To eat, to think, to do.
      But when we tackled trench work,
      With all that diggin' means,
      We learned to like the sojer grub,
      E-special-lee th' beans,
      Especially th' beans.

      So now we're very diff'rent
      When mess-call comes around;
      We've got our appetites all set
      A-waitin' for that sound;
      It's always "second helpin's"
      Behind the mess-tent screens;
      We're glad for Uncle Sam's good grub,
      E-special-lee th' beans,
      Especially th' beans!

      A very simple ditty, you'll agree with me;
      A commonplace production; but the joy
      And unction that he puts into the melody,
      The splendid appetite he sings—Oh, Boy!



      BEHIND THE LINES [56]

      WE number hundreds of thousands, and
      we're nowhere near the front;
      We're pen and pencil pushers, or "serving"
      the adding machines;
      We'll never reach the firing-line, nor bear its
      hellish brunt—
      But where'd they be if it weren't for us,
      workers behind the scenes?

      Book-keeper, paymaster, spectacled clerk,
      Doing our bit, though it's every day work—
      We're all of us part of The Service!

      We're the backwash whirl of the pool of War
      gathering in the men,
      We cannot fight as others fight, though just
      as loyal and true;
      We're the silent corps of the Men Behind,
      over and over again
      Doing our part in the war for Right, small
      though it seem to you.

      Figuring, checking-up, testing all day,
      Knowing no hours—and not too much pay—
      We're all of us part of The Service.

      If it takes ten men behind the front to put one
      on the Line,
      (We all remember the speech that cheers the
      backwash, anyhow!)
      We're putting them there—and do not ask for
      furloughs. . . That's a sign
      We're not the guests of the Government—
      we're in The Service now.

      A cog in the big machine? Maybe—
      But a cog that doesn't complain, you see—
      We're all of us part of The Service!



      THE DISAPPOINTED [58]

      THERE'S a Red Cross Button on his left
      lapel,
      And a Liberty Bond pin on his right;
      There's a U. S. flag above the Red Cross, too;
      His patriotism's never out of sight!
      His loyalty is spread on his hollow breast
      (And sometimes he's pathetic, I confess),
      But the button that he's most ashamed to wear
      Is the one that reads

      EXEMPT
      U. S.

      There's an aching heart in his 28-chest,
      There's a look of deep longing in his eyes;
      Behind his heavy glasses there gleams a hope
      That maybe he can grow an inch in size!
      There's a hero-throb in the heart of that boy,
      Though he wears too much "scenery"—ah,
      yes!—
      But the badge that hurts he really tries to hide—
      It's the one that reads

      EXEMPT
      U. S.

      You fellows that are in—have a heart for those
      Who want to be, but can't! For they must
      know
      A bitterness of soul you can never feel—
      They haven't got a chance on earth to go!
      So it's, "Stay back home with the old and unfit,"
      (There's nothing else to do but that, I guess!)
      The badge he'd be glad to throw a mile away
      Is the one that reads

      EXEMPT
      U. S.



      GOODBYE, BOYS! [60]

      LINE after line, you swung along,
      You men, who only a while ago
      Were just a part of the city's throng
      Working for self, sedate and slow.
      But now—what a diff'rence! Living throbs
      Of the Nation's heart! Her reborn men;
      And some who saw you gulped back sobs—
      And wished you were marching home again!
      Our eyes were dim as you went past,
      For we knew you—at last!

      We felt that every senseless joke
      About a soldier, wherever made,
      Would make us ashamed. . . . For now we
      choke
      Whenever the Colors and you parade!
      Wherever that O. D. uniform
      Shall gladden the eyes of we useless men
      We can't forget who is meeting the storm—
      That some of you won't come home again!
      You went. . . . We talked. . . . God blot
      the past!
      For we know you—at last!



      THAT'S ALL [61]

      To take this trouble seriously,
      But not to gloom or whine;
      To never overestimate
      Our strength, or to decline
      To see this is no picnic,
      But do our earnest part
      With brain and muscles, newly trained—
      To keep a steady heart!

      To fight, but not to lower
      Our standards in the dust;
      To meet a savage enemy
      Whose words the world can't trust.
      To guard our foolish tempers—
      Or keep them out of sight!
      To never falter, doubt, or fear
      The outcome will be right!

      To laugh—whenever laughter
      Is best to keep us fit;
      To shake hands with privation
      When face to face with it.
      To give without complaining
      Or boasting what we give;
      To make this world a safer world
      For those who have to live!

      To part with old traditions
      That hampered in the past;
      To see that heart-wrung "aliens"
      As enemies aren't classed,
      But treated—while deserving it—
      As human beings, too;

      . . . . . . .

      Just to be clean—in mind and soul—
      That's all we have to do!



      AN AMERICAN CREED [63]

      STRAIGHT thinking,
      Straight talking,
      Straight doing,
      And a firm belief in the might of right.

      Patience linked with patriotism,
      Justice added to kindliness,
      Uncompromising devotion to this country,
      And active, not passive, Americanism.

      To talk less, to mean more,
      To complain less, to accomplish more,
      And to so live that everyone of us is ready to
      look Eternity in the face at any moment, and
      be unafraid!









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