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      BOOK FIVE

      GOOD NEWS AND HARD WORK


      PART THREE

      NEWS AND GOVERNMENT

      CHAPTER I

      OXFORD STREET AND THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

      EVERY now and then when I am in London (at the in-
      stigation of some business man who takes the time off to belong
      to it), I drop into a pleasant but other-worldly and absent-
      minded place called the House of Commons.

      I sit in the windows in the smoking-room and watch the faces
      of the members all about me and watch the steamships, strangely,
      softly, suddenly—Shakespeare and Pepys, outside on the
      river, slip gravely by under glass.

      Or I go in and sit down under the gallery, face to face with
      the Speaker, looking across those profiles of world-makers in
      their seats; and I watch and listen in the House itself. There
      is a kind of pleasant, convenient, appropriate hush upon the
      world there.

      Wisdom.

      The decorous, orderly machinery of knowledge rolls over one
      —one listens to It, to the soft clatter of the endless belt of
      words.

      Every now and then one sees a member in the middle of a
      speech, or possibly in the middle of a sentence, slip up quietly
      and take a look (under glass) at The People, or he uses a micro-
      scope, perhaps, or a reading glass on The People, Mr. Bonar
      Law's, Mr. Lloyd George's, Ramsay MacDonald's, Will Crook's,
      or somebody's. Then he comes back gravely as if he had
      got the people attended to now, and finishes what he was [432]
      saying.

      It is a very queer feeling one has about the People in the
      House of Commons.

      I mean the feeling of their being under glass; they all seem
      so manageable, so quiet and so remote, a kind of glazed-over
      picture in still life, of themselves. Every now and then, of
      course one takes a member seriously when he steps up to the
      huge showcase of specimen crowds, which members are always
      referring to in their speeches. But nothing comes of it.

      The crowds seem very remote there under the glass. One
      feels like smashing something—getting down to closer terms
      with them—one longs for a Department Store or a bridge or
      a 'bus—something that rattles and bangs and is.

      All the while outside the mighty street—that huge mega-
      phone of the crowd, goes shouting past. One wishes the House
      would notice it. But no one does. There is always just the
      House Itself and that hush or ring of silence around it, all
      England listening, all the little country papers far away with
      their hands up to their ears and the great serious-minded
      Dailies, and the witty Weeklies, the stately Monthlies, and
      Quarterlies all acting as if it mattered. . . .

      Even during the coal strike nothing really happened in the
      House of Commons. There was a sense of the great serious
      people, of the crowds on Westminster Bridge surging softly
      through glass outside, but nothing got in. Big Ben boomed
      down the river, across the pavements, over the hurrying crowds
      and over all the men and the women, the real business men and
      women. The only thing about the House that seemed to have
      anything to do with anybody was Big Ben.

      Finally one goes up to Harrod's to get relief, or one takes a
      'bus, or one tries Trafalgar Square, or one sees if one can really
      get across the Strand or one does something—almost anything
      to recall one's self to real life.

      And then, of course, there is Oxford Street.

      Almost always after watching the English people express [433]
      themselves or straining to express themselves in the House of
      Commons, I try Oxford Street.

      I know, of course, that as an art-form for expressing a great
      people, Oxford Street is not all that it should be, but there is
      certainly something, after all the mooniness and the dim
      droniness, and lawyer-mindedness in the way the English
      people express themselves or think that they ought to express
      themselves in their House of Commons—there is certainly
      something that makes Oxford Street seem suddenly a fine, free,
      candid way for a great people to talk! And there is all the
      gusto, too, the 'busses, the taxies, the hundreds of thousands
      of men and women saying things and buying things they
      believe.

      Taking in the shops on both sides of the street, and taking
      in the things the people are doing behind the counters, and
      in the aisles, and up in the office windows—three blocks of
      Oxford Street really express what the English people really
      want and what they really think and what they believe and put
      up money on, more than three years of the House of Commons.

      If I were an Englishman I would rather be elected to walk up
      and down Oxford Street and read what I saw there than to be
      elected to a seat in the House of Commons, and I could accom-
      plish more and learn more for a nation, with three blocks of
      Oxford Street, with what I could gather up and read there,
      and with what I could resent and believe there, than I could
      with three years of the House of Commons.

      I know that anybody, of course, could be elected to walk
      up and down Oxford Street. But it is enough for me.

      So I almost always try it after the House of Commons.

      And when I have taken a little swing down Oxford Street
      and got the House of Commons out of my system a little,
      perhaps I go down to the Embankment, and drop into my
      club.

      Then I sit in the window and mull.

      If the English people express themselves and express what [434]
      they want and what they are bound to have, on Oxford Street
      and put their money down for it, so much better than they
      do in the House of Commons, why should they not do it there?

      Why should elaborate, roundabout, mysterious things like
      governments, that have to be spoken of in whispers (and that
      express themselves usually in a kind of lawyer-minded way, in
      picked and dried words like wills), be looked upon so seriously,
      and be taken on the whole, as the main reliance the people
      have, in a great nation, for expressing themselves?

      Why should not a great people be allowed to say what they
      are like and to say what they want and what they are bound to
      get, in the way Oxford Street says things, in a few straight,
      clean-cut, ordinary words, in long quiet rows of deeds, of buying
      and selling and acting?

      Pounds, shillings, and silence.

      Then on to the next thing.

      If the House of Commons were more like Oxford Street or
      even if it had suddenly something of the tone of Oxford Street,
      if suddenly it were to begin some fine morning to express Eng-
      land the way Oxford Street does, would not one see, in less than
      three months, new kinds and new sizes of men all over England,
      wanting to belong to it?

      Big, powerful, uncompromising, creative men who have no
      time for twiddling, who never would have dreamed of being
      tucked away in the House of Commons before, would want to
      belong to it.

      In the meantime, of course, the men of England who have
      empires to express, are not unnaturally expressing them in
      more simple language like foundries, soap factories around
      a world, tungsten mines, department stores, banks, subways,
      railroads for seventy nations, and ships on seven seas, Winnipeg
      trolleys and little New York skyscrapers.

      Business men of the more usual or humdrum kind could not
      do it, but certainly, the first day that business men like these,
      of the first or world-size class, once find the House of Commons [435]
      a place they like to be in, once begin expressing the genius of the
      English people in government as they are already expressing
      the genius of the English people in owning the earth, in buying
      and selling, in inventing things and in inventing corporations,
      the House of Commons will cease to be a bog of words, an abyss
      of committees, and legislation will begin to be run like a rail-
      road—on a block signal system, rows of things taken up,
      gone over, and finished. The click of the signal. Then the
      next thing.

      I sit in my club and look out of the window and think. Just
      outside thousands of taxies shooting all these little mighty wills
      of men across my window, across London, across England,
      across the world . . . the huge, imperious street . . . all
      these men hurling themselves about in it, joining their wills on
      to telephone wires, to mighty trains and little quiet country
      roads, hitching up cables to their wills, and ships—hitching
      up the very clouds over the sea to their wills and running a
      world—why are not men like these—men who have the
      street-spirit in them, this motor genius of driving through to
      what they want, taking seats in the House of Commons?

      Perhaps Oxford Street is more efficient and more character-
      istic in expressing the genius and the will of the English people
      than the House of Commons is because of the way in which the
      people select the men they want to express them in Oxford
      Street.

      It may be that the men the people have selected to be at
      the top of the nation's law-making are not selected by as
      skillful, painstaking, or thorough a process as the men who have
      been selected to be placed at the top of the nation's buying
      and selling.

      Possibly the reason the House of Commons does not express
      the will of the people is, that its members are merely selected
      in a loose, vague way and by merely counting noses.

      Possibly, too, the men who are selected by a true, honest,
      direct, natural selection to be the leaders and to free the ener- [436]
      gies and steer the work of the people, the men who are
      selected to lead by being seen and lived with and worked with
      all day, every day, are better selected men than men who hav-
      ing been voted on on slips of paper, and having been seen in
      newspaper paragraphs, travel up to London and begin thought-
      lessly running a world.

      The business man drops into the House of Commons after
      the meeting of his firm in Bond Street, Lombard Street, or
      Oxford Street and takes a look at it. He sees before him a huge
      tool or piece of machinery—a body of men intended to work
      together and to get certain grave, particular, and important
      things done, that the people want done, and he does not see
      how a great good-hearted chaos or welter, a kind of chance
      national Weather of Human Nature like the House of Com-
      mons, can get the things done.

      So he confines himself more and more to business where
      he loses less time in wondering what other people think or if
      they think at all, cuts out the work he sees, and does it.

      He thinks how it would be if things were turned around and
      if people tried to get expressed in business in the loose way,
      the thoughtless reverie of voting that they use in trying to get
      themselves expressed in politics.

      He thinks the stockholders of the Sunlight Soap Company,
      Limited, would be considerably alarmed to have the president
      and superintendent and treasurer and the buyers and salesmen
      of the company elected at the polls by the people in the county
      or by popular suffrage. He thinks that thousands of the hands
      as well as the stockholders would be alarmed too. It does not
      seem to him that anybody, poor or rich, employer or employee,
      in matters of grave personal concern, would be willing to trust
      his interest or would really expect the people, all the people as
      a whole, to be represented or to get what they wanted, to act
      definitely and efficiently through the vague generalizations of
      the polls. Perhaps a natural selection, a dead-earnest rigorous,
      selection that men work on nine hours a day, an implacable, [437]
      unremitting process during working hours, of sorting men out
      (which we call business), is the crowd's most reliable way of
      registering what it definitely thinks about the men it wants
      to represent it. Business is the crowd's, big, serious, daily
      voting in pounds, shillings, and pence—its hour to hour,
      unceasing, intimate, detailed labour in picking men out, in
      putting at the top the men it can work with best, the men who
      most express it, who have the most genius to serve crowds, to
      reveal to crowds their own minds, and supply to them what
      they want.

      As full as it is—like all broad, honest expressions, of
      human shortcomings and of things that are soon to be stopped,
      it does remain to be said that business, in a huge, rough way,
      daily expressing the crowds as far as they have got—the best
      in them and the worst in them, is, after all, their most faithful
      and true record, their handwriting. Business is the crowds'
      autograph—its huge, slow, clumsy signature upon our world.
      Buying and selling is the life blood of the crowds' thought,
      its big, brutal daily confiding to us of its view of human life.
      What do the crowds, poor and rich, really believe about life?
      Property is the last will and testament of Crowds.

      The man-sorting that goes on in distributing and producing
      property is the Crowd's most unremitting, most normal, tem-
      peramental way of determining and selecting its most efficient
      and valuable leaders—its men who can express it, and who
      can act for it.

      This is the first reason I would give against letting the
      people rely on having a House of Commons compel business
      men to be good.

      Men who meet now and again during the year, afternoons or
      evenings, who have been picked out to be at the top of the
      nation's talking, by a loose absent-minded and illogical
      paper-process, cannot expect to control men who have been
      picked out to be at the top of a nation's buying and
      selling, by a hard-working, closely fitting, logical process—[438]
      the men that all the people by everything they do, every
      day, all day, have picked out to represent them.

      Any chance three blocks of Oxford Street could be relied on
      to do better.

      Keeping the polls open once in so often, a few hours, and
      using hearsay and little slips of paper—anybody dropping in
      —seems a rather fluttery and uncertain way to pick out the
      representatives of the people, after one has considered three
      blocks of Oxford Street.

      The next thing the crowd is going to do in getting what it
      wants from business men is to deal directly with the business
      men themselves and stop feeling, what many people feel,
      partly from habit, perhaps, that the only way the crowd can
      get to what it wants is to go way over or way back or way
      around by Robin Hood's barn or the House of Commons.

      But there is a second reason:

      The trouble is not merely in the way men who sit in the
      House of Commons are selected. The real deep-seated trouble
      with the men who sit in the House of Commons is that they
      like it. The difficulty (as in the American Congress too) seems
      to be something in the men themselves. It lies in what might
      be called, for lack of a better name, perhaps, the Hem and
      Haw or Parliament Temperament.

      The dominating type of man in all the world's legislative
      bodies, for the time being, seems to be the considerer or recon-
      siderer, the man who dotes on the little and tiddly sides of
      great problems. The greatness of the problem furnishes, of
      course, the pleasant, pale glow, the happy sense of importance
      to a man, and then there is all the jolly littleness of the little
      things besides—the little things that a little man can make
      look big by getting them in the way of big ones—a great
      nation looking on and waiting. . . . For such a man there
      always seems to be a certain coziness and hominess in a
      Legislative Body. . . .

      As a seat in the House of Commons not unnaturally—every [439]
      year it is hemmed or hawed in, gets farther and farther away
      from the people, it is becoming more and more apparent to
      the people every year that the Members of their House of
      Commons as a class are unlikely to do anything of a very
      striking or important or lasting value in the way of getting
      business men to be good.

      The more efficient and practical business men are coming to
      suspect that the members of the House of Commons, speaking
      broadly, do not know the will of the people, and that they could
      not express it in creative, straightforward and affirmative laws
      if they did.









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